“We’re going to make America Great Again”
Yelled President Trump, in strong refrain,
Too long America has felt the pain,
While other countries have thieved and gained,
Our wealth, prosperity, strength and fame!
‘Our illegals are going to whence they came,
And strengthening ‘The Wall’ will commence again.
‘It was Jo and his mob, who let them in,
So, he’s to be blamed, for this mess we’re in!
‘Our sanctions now, are firmly in place,
Our trading partners say, what a ‘slap in the face’
But this is how we’ll win this race,
And beat bloody China, to lead up in space!
‘We’re going to ‘Drill, Drill, Drill’,
The environmentalists think, it’s a bloody bitter pill,
But oils the answer to the ‘rust belt’ bill,
As we’ll start making cars again, with power to thrill!
‘Now, we’re not spending anymore on the Paris Accord,
As reaching climate targets, just leaves me bored,
And NATO requests, will be put to the sword,
While a resort in GAZA from the ruins is the word!
‘I’m going put a stop to the fighting in Ukraine,
There is nothing worthwhile now, for Vladimir to claim,
As he’s bombed and blasted and caused lots of pain,
While Zelensky knows well, he’s down the drain!
‘Speaking of issues, that make me really sore,
These bloody cardboard drinking straws, are just a bloody bore,
These things don’t work, I’ve had them many times,
They break and they explode, and their cost is just a crime!
So now we have the agenda of our time,
Will it make America great again, we hope it will be fine,
Or will it be the ‘last straw’, the last one in the line,
The last straw in the argument, the one that ends our time!
Watto!
As part of a wider effort to target plastic pollution, the Biden administration in 2024 announced that it would gradually phase out single-use plastics from food packaging, operations and events by 2027, and from all federal operations by 2035. Trump has been a long-standing critic of paper straws! During his campaign to be re-elected president in 2020, which he ultimately lost, "Trump" branded plastic straws were sold - at $15 for a pack of 10 - as a replacement for what he called "liberal" paper straws. In total, the campaign reported nearly $500,000 from straw sales in the first few weeks alone. Some statistics place the number of disposable drinking straws used in the US at 500 million a day - although that figure is hotly disputed and the true total could be about half that. A number of US cities and states - including Seattle, Washington; California; Oregon; and New Jersey - have adopted rules that limit the use of plastic straws or require that businesses provide them only after being asked by customers. UN Environment Program statistics show that 460 million metric tones of plastic are produced every year, contributing to waste in the ocean and microplastics which can affect human health.
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