At a recent press conference …

“Who you gonna call, about Covid-19?”

“Ghost Busters!”

“Oh you’re asking me?”

“I’m the Master of political chaos, never bound tomorrow by what I say yesterday,

I want to reopen the US economy and I don’t want to hear any more rubbish about lockdowns.

We are not ill prepared to contain the virus!

This is not an urgent issue!

I’m backing the Successful Testing Regime,

(who can only test 140,000 people per day, one percent of the population of the good old USA)

Anyone who wants a test can get one!

Anyway Covid-19 can be treated by injecting disinfectant.

The State governors say they are beset with testing and protective shortages and they’re blaming it on my Federal Strategy.

I’m blaming the State governors, the media and the head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and the WHO, who haven’t acted quickly enough to quell this pandemic.

And I’m blaming China, and I’m taking an anti-Malaria drug!

And if any of you CBS reporters say I’m irresponsible in asking people to reopen their lives without knowing how many people in their area are infected and I don’t care about what the spread rate is, you’re un-American!

No I didn’t, yes I did, I’ll bet I won’t, You weren’t listening to me!

I don’t care!

How dare you call me,

“The orange-haired fascist oppressor and author of all evil!”

One of the Lady reporters from CBS apparently kept shouting out at the press conference and included the statement  above in her diatribe at POTUS.

The Weekend Australian, April 18-19, 2020 p15 ‘Mercurial Trump may still pirouette into a second term’ Greg Sheridan Foreign Editor.

Not worth my time! Trump cancels daily briefing and moans his press conferences are pointless because the media 'spreads lies' and asks 'hostile questions' after his disinfectant debacle - Daily Mail Australia.

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