Super Trump Mark II
Now East is East and West is West and never the twain shall meet,
Until the Super took over and recently claimed, God’s great judgment seat;
He proclaimed his skill, knowledge and compassion, being virtues for this feat,
And announcing to his citizens, they were in for a national treat!
“With Tariffs today, this is the way, we have the States to protect,
I promise to restore your fame, stolen by years of neglect.”
“There may be allies who suffer, but none I’m going to select,
We will make them pay and by-the-way, they will show us some respect!
But soon they found to their dismay, their wealth was in retreat,
Their savior used his wrecking-ball with tariffs to complete,
A Word wide war on countries trade, despite their efforts to bleat,
With resulting falls on US markets, with the index looking bleak.
The Super with his new-found power, decided the world should be clean,
Of wars and plagues and pestilence, these should never be seen,
But entering the world of diplomacy, the Super was never too keen,
As patience was never his long-suit, and a ‘quick deal’ part of his scheme.
But talking by phone to Vladimir, left the Super with a slap in the face,
By trying to persuade this dictator, he’ll realize he’s not in the race,
So in the end it will revert to the usual, with new sanctions put in place,
While the Super with his ‘glass-jaw’, believes the dictator’s just a disgrace!
So what will become of the Super, will he lose his seat again,
Another riot in the Capitol, the cost an enormous spend,
Or fighting a war for democracy and waiting for the world to end?
Watto!
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