Seascape near the sea …
We have a house at Yallingup, a place that’s close to the sea,
It’s for our wives and sweethearts, a place where they love to be!
The house is as clean as a whistle, and as bright as a new brought pin,
And to get any dirt within it, you know you’re committing a sin!
The garden was wild and simple, without water it continued to thrive,
With no cutters or mowers to trim, it retained its fine natural style!
So as usually it is with good things, with women, the changes did bring,
A new garden with lawn all around it, and baths to make the birds sing!
So we’ve now caught up with suburbia, and so has poor Seascape rise,
And the roos and the rabbits around it, are celebrating the tasty prize!
Now our showers with thanks, which were solved with big tanks,
Need water trucked in for miles, and the cost of this, makes our poor assholes twitch, with a feeling that’s just like piles!
Watto!
This rhyme is dedicated to my sister in law, who with all the best intentions in the World tries hard to change everything around her and usually finishes up very disappointed when nobody agrees with her!
This rhyme is dedicated to Rigsafe Lifting Solutions, proud sponsors of the Lesmurdie Mazenod Cricket Club.
Unit 2/369 Holmes Road Forrestfield WA 6058
Contact: Kevin Fitzgerald 0499 550 674 https://au.linkedin.com
