Vicki the Vampire..!

‘Vicki the Vampire’

Vicki the vampire with a blood curdling yell,

Picked the locks on her asylum cell,

She ranted and raved as she sped away,

Claiming never to return to that place called Hell.

Vicki was committed for her blood-thirsty ways,

For attacking her colleagues in outrageous ways,

When committed she screamed, I’ll escape and pay,

Visits to those people who put me away!

 But as time had passed since she’d been put away,

So, she got a job with reasonable pay,

Declaring this is a soda, so I think I’ll stay,

And confess my sins at the church I pray!

 And instead of blood sucking I’ll make my way,

Giving everyone the shit’s throughout each day!

Watto!

This rhyme is dedicated to a 'lady' my wife used to work with, she was a 'square peg in a round hole' who made everyone around her miserable!