The vampires in charge of the blood bank!
For twenty odd years we have constantly seen,
The salaries of Directors now truly obscene,
Pocketing large sums, while twiddling their thumbs,
While dwelling in boardrooms too dark to be seen!
The founding fathers would turn in their graves,
To see who’s employing these blood-soaked knaves,
Who fund exploitation in a myriad of ways, and
Absolved of their failures with reputations saved!
‘Twenty thousand a month and the’re doing it tough,
With the Chief getting more than his due,
To handle the fuss when the clients get rough,
As the directors have got in a stew!
Now the ‘Statement of Claim’ makes this all very plain,
And the vampires should know the rules too,
That the banks must refrain, from causing such pain,
And the laundering and cheating too!
Watto!
The Weekend Australian, November 23-24, 2019 p 25 ‘Bonus culture leads to bankers behaving badly’ Alan Kohler