The Dying King …
‘For forty-eight months I’ve presided,
With fools that have caused me much pain,
As President this shouldn’t have happened,
As the country had so much to gain’.
‘They called me a one term leader,
As I flailed my arms in despair,
Knowing ballot fraud was around me,
Leaving a terrible smell in the air’.
‘My supporters have left me in legions,
And the treasury’s now counting the cost,
As the pollsters tallied their numbers,
And reckoned that ‘Joe’ would be tossed’.
‘But now being angrier than ever,
After reading the daily press,
They recon I’ve failed completely,
To pass the real Presidential test!’
‘Poor judgement they say that I’ve demonstrated,
And I’m a narcissist on steroids at best,
But I wish to angrily remonstrate,
My staffers all failed the real test!’
‘They say I’ve no empathy as leader,
Dishonest and bullying at best,
Full of malice, chaos and dysfunction,
And a true social media pest!’
‘With no respect for presidential functions,
And presidential norms that are great,
I’ll give them another serve on Twitter,
That I know Joe Biden will hate!’
‘Of all the great Republicans before me,
Their integrity seemingly lost,
I’ve betrayed, their legacy to the nation,
As the land of the free bears the cost!’
‘And now that I’m out on my death bed,
Their all waiting like vultures to see,
The ‘Best’ president in American history,
Handing back, the White House key!’
Watto!
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